Total Medals Earned: 67 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,415 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Read the entire first issue of 1976
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Defeat Battbot
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/20 (20/495 points)
Smash up an elite sentry.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 6/12 (200/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival